Pumping Irony

I don’t usually take these online quizzes but I enjoyed reading the results of this one from Tipa, Damion, and the indomitable Michael Zenke, I figured why not? Given the unfortunate passing of RPG diety Gary Gygax this past week this is an appropriate quiz: What D&D Character Are You?

Clocking in at 129 questions, this is easily the longest of this type of quiz I have taken. I was a bit shocked at the end result however:

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I Am A: True Neutral Halfling Druid/Sorcerer (3rd/2nd Level)Ability Scores:Strength-12

Dexterity-15

Constitution-13

Intelligence-16

Wisdom-15

Charisma-11

Alignment:
True Neutral A true neutral character does what seems to be a good idea. He doesn’t feel strongly one way or the other when it comes to good vs. evil or law vs. chaos. Most true neutral characters exhibit a lack of conviction or bias rather than a commitment to neutrality. Such a character thinks of good as better than evil after all, he would rather have good neighbors and rulers than evil ones. Still, he’s not personally committed to upholding good in any abstract or universal way. Some true neutral characters, on the other hand, commit themselves philosophically to neutrality. They see good, evil, law, and chaos as prejudices and dangerous extremes. They advocate the middle way of neutrality as the best, most balanced road in the long run. True neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you act naturally, without prejudice or compulsion. However, true neutral can be a dangerous alignment because it represents apathy, indifference, and a lack of conviction.

Race:
Halflings are clever, capable and resourceful survivors. They are notoriously curious and show a daring that many larger people can’t match. They can be lured by wealth but tend to spend rather than hoard. They prefer practical clothing and would rather wear a comfortable shirt than jewelry. Halflings stand about 3 feet tall and commonly live to see 150.

Primary Class:
Druids gain power not by ruling nature but by being at one with it. They hate the unnatural, including aberrations or undead, and destroy them where possible. Druids receive divine spells from nature, not the gods, and can gain an array of powers as they gain experience, including the ability to take the shapes of animals. The weapons and armor of a druid are restricted by their traditional oaths, not simply training. A druid’s Wisdom score should be high, as this determines the maximum spell level that they can cast.

Secondary Class:
Sorcerers are arcane spellcasters who manipulate magic energy with imagination and talent rather than studious discipline. They have no books, no mentors, no theories just raw power that they direct at will. Sorcerers know fewer spells than wizards do and acquire them more slowly, but they can cast individual spells more often and have no need to prepare their incantations ahead of time. Also unlike wizards, sorcerers cannot specialize in a school of magic. Since sorcerers gain their powers without undergoing the years of rigorous study that wizards go through, they have more time to learn fighting skills and are proficient with simple weapons. Charisma is very important for sorcerers; the higher their value in this ability, the higher the spell level they can cast.

Find out What Kind of Dungeons and Dragons Character Would You Be?, courtesy of Easydamus (e-mail)

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A halfling? A halfing? One of those tricksy hobbitses? Gah! Druid, fine… Sorcerer, fine I guess… but a halfling? The quiz has a single question asking your opinion of your height in relation to your gender. I’m right around 5’7″ which for a man is slightly on the short side. Damn it!I wonder what would happen if I went back and changed the answer to that one question…

Tags: Online Quiz, Whatever

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